So many people on the train -.- and the conductor is super creepy. He was all like ’ welcome to this south west train service. If you have any problems. Any problems at all….. Don’t hesitate to…. ask mwahahahha ’ in this weird scary movie voice where he’s actually a demon and is going to eat everyone. If I get eaten you guys have to continue this blog in my memory okay? And make sure TOP comes to my funeral please .

I need to pack.

I have been saying this for the past two hours. And yet I am still sat on the floor with my face squished against the bed staring at tumblr.

ugh ffs, I really need to pack.　

I’m going to London tomorrow until Tuesday to eat everything and spend too much money.

I’ll still be on, just not posting as much hurhur.

I LOVE YOU, BABY I’M NOT A MONSTEERRRRRR.

Omg, I actually love this song, and this mv. and i’m dying. and omg TOP why are you so beautiful. and 

ohgod. 

LKJAHSDLKAJSHDLKAJSDHLAKSJDHALKSJ.

Ramblings #68

Me: Hurhur i can ask for a job in the sex shop

Zhia: LOL OMG. Sending your cv to a finance company and it's like "sex shop sales assistant for 2 months". Experience in demonstrating the pleasure that sex toys give and promoting sales of sex toys

Me: Everyone will want to hire me, whut you talking about

Zhia: They can come to you for advice when they are troubled

Karen, why do you not pick up the phone. I keep calling you bish. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I LOVE YOU FOREVER. LONG TIME.　 YEAH. LOVELOVELOVE <3

If I had babies with a guy who was half japanese half korean.

Our children would be quarter english, quarter chinese, quarter japanese, quarter korean.

SO COOL. 

Why must Kris from Exo be called Kris.

Because I have a friend called Chris.

And Kris sounds like Chris. So whenever I say Kris I think Chris. And I don’t want to think of Chris.

Because I definitely do not like Chris. 

But I do like Kris. 

OMGWAE.

I have such weird dreams wtf. 

I was studying maths at Oxford University (lolwhut) and I walk into the lecture theatre, but it’s more like a classroom. AND KRIS FROM EXO WAS THE LECTURER, even though he was still in exo at the same time, he was actually one of the top maths lecturers in the country. And he was wearing glasses and a suit, and it was the most beautiful thing in the world. 

I actually have never been that interested in Kris, but whenever I have dreams with a guy in the them, I wake up and decide I like them :L So he was doing his lecture to our group which was really small and looking all godly. Then later on him, me and another girl were in the kitchen…idk why :L And he was cooking stirfry, and the other girl was flirting with him like mad and I just wanted to kill her. He was trying to be polite and everything, and eventually he just told her to leave because she was trying to create an ‘improper relationship’. Then he came back in, being all godly again , and asked if I wanted to eat the stirfry with him. 

This was a beautiful dream. 

I would quite happily have eaten the stirfry OFF him tbh…

I actually have so much love for Myname.

Definitely one of my favourite new groups this year ^0^　

Johnny Depp is on my tv yet again. 

In heaven…. ;___;　

Zhia is here. 

Eating all my food, bookmarking 203948209384 mangas and knocking over everything LOL.